Jong-il Invites Hikers On Camping Trip

Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea has graciously invited the two hikers recently released from Iranian custody to “camp” in his country. “They are welcome anytime” the leader says. “They don’t even have...

September 26, 2011 1:40 am / no comments

Libyans Try New Missile Deployment

Without the technology to launch missiles, Libyan rebel forces are now trying their luck at actually pulling the missile along deserted dirt roads towards areas still being controlled by government forces. Although the new method takes time,...

September 25, 2011 10:31 pm / no comments

Perry Captures Hindu Vote By Powdering Face With Curry

September 25, 2011 9:51 am / no comments

Italians Split On Knox’s Guilt,Unanimous On Hotness

September 25, 2011 9:38 am / no comments

Unemployed Sneak Into Buildings During Evacuation Just To Feel Good

August 24, 2011 9:01 am / no comments

Washington D.C. Capitalizes On Earthquake By Selling Stuff That Broke

August 24, 2011 8:50 am / no comments

Libya Celebrates Freedom By Saying Some Of the Creepiest Shit Ever

August 24, 2011 8:40 am / no comments

20th Century Begins Production On “My Big Fat Greek Protestors”

June 21, 2011 2:11 am / no comments

Butler Blames Loss On Slobber, Will Change Mascot To A Color

April 13, 2011 4:45 am / no comments

Winklevoss Twins Sue Over Size Of Microphone, Ask For One Hundred Million Gajillion Dollars

Because Nothing Says “We Care” Like A Lapel Mic

April 12, 2011 1:01 am / no comments